Wednesday, December 20, 2006

What made Elvis cry?

I was doing some Christmas shopping yesterday when I heard a young lady shout at her male companion, "Stop making me talk about Chomsky... I want a muffin."

Later this morning, as I was reading up on my important research (trying to get through the day), I came across a Southern historian who claims to have a vial of Elvis Presley's tears. Which lead me to ask the titular question. I know that someone saw him crying at the chapel and that the tears he shed were tears of joy, but I don't believe it.