"This is not a popularity contest...

...it's a murder trial!"

...it's a Presidential Election!"

...it's football!"

...it's the line at the DMV."

...it's Christianity!"

...it's prison bingo!"

...it's the neurosciences."

...it's Jack Valenti's funeral procession."

...it's the United States Postal Service."

...it's the widow bus!"

...it's a z0mbie wedding."