"Well, what do we have here, Ryan?" Kirby asked.
"Well, it's incredible, chief," a flustered Officer Ryan explained. "Cat napping! The worst I've ever seen. Somebody has stolen the Fighting Foo, the prized high school mas-cat. And the big game against Union is this Thursday!"
"Unbelievable! That can only mean one thing..."
- If you want Chief Kirby to continue with his EXPLANATION about the Ninjas, turn to page 68 or click here.
- If you would like a lone NINJA, who had been hiding under the bleachers waiting to ambush the police chief, to attack, turn to page 86 or click here.
- If you would like Chief Kirby to complain about searing GAS PAINS and offer a candid index of his intestinal discomfort and other recent personal medical history, turn to pages 14-55 or click here.